Rodney Carrington

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Rodney Carrington (October 19, 1968 in Longview, Texas) is an American stand-up comic and comic country musician. He was the star of the ABC television sitcom Rodney. Rodney is best known for his acoustic song called "A Letter to My Penis" (sometimes called "Dear, Penis"). Rodney Carrington is a frequent guest on the Bob and Tom show. Some may know him for his song featured on the Bob & Tom show called "Titties and Beer", and "That Awful Day". His numerous albums and stand up performances are often formatted for adult content. Rodney has starre...read more

Bad pickup lines Things not to say during sex Winter wonderland Oh holy night Hookers make you skip Poison ivy and the lord White christmas Nothing like a blowjob in the morning Shopping at walgreens Religions Presence of love 72 virgins and a crown The no sex penalty She saw a lot of dick in her day Be happy with your vanilla Conversations with my penis Role models The toby keith saga Vote for trump Marijuanaville A hairy ass Puss island To the couch Chinese food is cat Aerobics Hummers in heaven Camel toe The marriage advice song Mommas got her boobs out Mexicans Beer run I hope you die White shirts in the rain 0 Redneck 12 days of christmas Snowman Best you’ll do tonight Freds riding fred Cowboys and niggers Things that piss me off Donald duck orgasm Mechanical sheep Sex in kmart Vibrator queen Rodney visits church shops for caskets Goin home with a fat girl Lucky Puntang cusine Underwear song Itty bitty titties Deer hunting snake hunting Disney goes gay Titty bar Toughskin jeans Hick in the mall 11 things i hate Were you born an asshole Pet names for a penis Damn i wish i was a nigger Gin and juice George bush Purple rain Stupid people The wind beneath my sheets Kentucky family reunion Live at the majestic Hicks in mississippi Stand up comedy Motherfuckin Prank call to mcdonalds Frosty the pervert I kill you Hand job cheese sandwiches I like my woman like i like my chicken You got kids Trailer park queen Do you wanna do sumthin Hot wet tight bald pussy Three blind crabs Adult knock knock jokes Usage of the word fuck Hillbilly homeboy Growing up poor Revenge on the telemarketers Beer belly blues One eyed love Girls dont fart Man song Country bar Getting married to my pick up truck Dont tell my wife Full cd Pregnant Big dicks halfway inn Comedy Shitty credit and golf shitting friends Beer wine coolers and rodeny gets drunk Libyan on a jet plane Tastes like chicken Finger fuckin sally Growing up poor and tough skin jeans First album Get drunk with dignity The dope smokin song Fat girls nebraska farmers japanese rest The first baptist bar and grill Jokes Poop in a jar Rodneys wife kids marrage vacations Shaving Asshole song

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