Artist: Rodney Rude
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Rodney Rude (born Rodney Keft in Bathurst) is an Australian 'blue' stand-up comedian, poet and writer. He is infamous for his bawdy humour. He has released 12 albums and 4 videos throughout his long career, most of which are distributed by EMI Music Australia. He began his career in a band, singing and playing guitar, before his habit of altering the lyrics to amuse himself saw him become a comedian. In 1969, he left Australia to tour the United States and Canada. He returned in 1981, after being asked by his friend Barry Wain, to found the Co...read more
Steady eddie Rude elevates his status with genitalia talk Don burke Wank Arse like a Punters sing limericks with rude My brother Croc hunter vs osama bin laden The doctor Afro I may not be a wog but i look like one Rude trys to act young and cool wearing clothes back to front and sing limericks disguised as rap songs Ho ho fucking ho Stevie wonder Blokes who want to become eunuchs Sharks Mcdonalds revisited are you the mcmanager Homeless blokes revisited homeless bloke takes out insurance on plastic bag full Piss funny Grandfather I got more Hate singing Bonus answering machine messages introduced Little bastard India I saw ya nipple The vd clinic Tribute to a great aussie comic Everyones got books coming out Rude accuses mcdonalds of using undersized chip scoop Sperm service Detective kuntz Your mum Why wont rolf harris just fuck off and die Airports Rude starts to resembles a fruit bat frem raiding too many orchards Movies nits Thats it Homeless bloke revisited Tug in a tree Nimbin New zealanders Racist japs Plowboy Court house Hate that too At the zoo The best of rodney rude A legend Ending On a scale of one to ten; cockability versus cuntability Summertime to snappers Siamese twins Molly has stroke now can only Kevin bloody wilson Toilet humour Things not to say during sex Harry muff Sensitive new age guy Rude hides limerick in contemp Not guilty Limericks Kfc D Menage a trois You kicked my dog Albino indian’s red dot becomes japanese flag Humidity in rude’s arse crack identical to india’s climate Mr eddy rarely finds the hole first time Suck on my cock Molly meldrum Marcia hines’ tit More grunt Tled Grandpa gets plastic surgery Albino indians Hecklers mum Gorilla biscuits Pizza hut Brisbane police Telstra Underwear Audience participation song Rude serious rave about limeri Prison sex Iraqi kids Hexham Im the bloke who gets all the roots around hexham Hugh Rude acuses mcdonalds Skinhead with a harem Necrophiliacs Rich indian woman in japan Kjqo Fine thread Stick that fuckin fone up your fuckin arse Siamese twins joined nose to arse Roman poofter necrophiliac soldier Rude compares india to his arsecrack Poor bastards Rude has awfully big jodpers The hunchback of notre dame Live Morning hardons Jap mcfuck Libra pads with wings Rude gets raped Mcmanager
