Rusty Horse Band's lyrics & chords

Standing at a magnificent 6 foot 3, with arms like mushroom clouds, he destroys everything in his path. Including China. With eyes like ice he pierces his enemies with a very phallic, and very real, laser beam. With feet like flippers, one is forced to ask, "How did he survive childhood? How will I survive the next few minutes?" You aren't sure. Look at those washboard abs. The swimsuit clinging just barely enough to avoid exposing his laser beam-like phallus. Wow. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Com...read more