Scharpling & Wurster

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On a fateful night back in early 1997, WFMU disc jockey Tom Scharpling and his comedy partner Jon Wurster orchestrated what they thought would be a one-off goof. Wurster called Scharpling’s radio program posing as Ronald Thomas Clontle, the author of Rock, Rot & Rule, a highly-dubious and aggressively idiotic tome that promised to be the “ultimate argument settler” by filing every musical artist into one of three vague categories – “rock”, “rot”, or “rule.” The phones exploded with angry and baffled callers falling right i...read more

Smirnoff ice Todd phillips Jeffrey loudell Smirnoff ice district manager Philly boy roy visits the wfmu marathon Cheetah Kenny dupree gets a crank call Jimmy crespo and mac Untitled Ron templeton A very depressed office worker Scharpling and wurster merge xx Wilco unfair record review The gorch storms the studio Sleaziest rocker of all time A guy wants to be in the hall of fame Philly films Matthew tompkins from abc i Bj brysson and the bridge Bryce is scared An ominous call from the gorch Anything inc Zach galifianakis interview Sean in rampbridge Drunk driver New york versus chicago High school bully troy dershman An argument about cnn crawls Extreme dad Predator Rodriguo the corrupt drum pin salesman A call from a poor millionaire Barry levitz returns Ronald thomas clontle interview To catch a predator The creature from pout Merge xx Zeph Bill cheetah takes over the show Tom apologizes to david clayton thomas Election night talk with alan lieberman Philly boy roy campaigning with pft Gene simmons talks about family jewels Mike sajak melts down Hal from new bridge vinyl siding Mike healy part one Coffin talk Radio free yo la tengo Toilet rock All night lovemaking Marky ramone calls the marathon Bj bryson Under pressure The winter of our discotheque Bryce Philly boy roy on sports violence and thanksgiving The tv star Running with the cheetah Superbowl champ troy renfro Philly boy roy will turn newbridge into a car wash Blood sweat and real tears Pierre from east scandinavia Kevin has suggestions Puppy bowl referee Bryce about face Tom calls the shark tank The most boring caller ever calls back Seinfeld cancels Augie richards takes the batter butler on the road Pigskin picks with john hodgman Tom sings breakaway Timmy von trimble calls the danielson bachelor party Jeep cherokee wilson Philly boy roy decides to become a motivational speaker Tom overhears a cell phone call part Best show morning zoo Rock rot rule Pbrsample Trickstar Shawn in rampbridge and the plane crash A call from maurice kern Pudge joins the misfits Tom zings hova and sings belle and sebastian Kenny dupree in the patriot zone Brushman Club pizzazz Joe the plumber Ventures Interview with matt walsh Kevin is under house arrest Tom rips into ryan adams Dessert town Kevin is getting married Gene simmons toyota Pbr checks in during the marathon Lighthouse confessions Zeph and the porn addiction Paul f tompkins and philly boy roy Tom on juno Stan from accounting Trying to be hip preacher Zbsw Kelvin juniper Gregor the guru Best show rap battle Terry fritch Hammerhead on the transition team Philly boy roy and the vice presidential debate Kimmy mccook Paul needs the marriage book The gorch and skag winesack Bryce and reagan Augie richards owner of ye old burger barn Rick remington The tool belt killer Curt gasteburn Kevin at the cabo wabo cantina Beatles milt mortner in studio The tommy song Congressman robert monroe Bryce and the olympic torch Sleepy jeff Tom calls rodney at the book barn in newbridge Nils from matador Tom gets his life threatened by a co worker Rich picks the worst song ever Cnn crawl guy A drug dealer calls the show Freelance coatcheck Son of the predator Brad with the tattoos Fred from queens Inc Terrence from billyberg Ron scharpling Rick von gilderschmidt the egyptian Magic todd mannheim Skip dworkin Pepe in milwaukee loves boxmasters The quarterflash fan Pj thompson and todd barry Bruce springsteen biographer steven jennings Tom puts the leader in his sad little place Corporate battle of the bands Rick the sucks guy Wednesday rockets Stepuncle mort Tom gomps a factchecker Predators strike back Bryce cheers tom up Performafog Darren in studio Darren gets a promotion Double gomp of ya gotta Tom gomps jerry seinfeld wannabe Brent prefontaine Tom gomps by entrapment Travis edgekin Ron furst Blanchard dunleavy is depressed Glenn danzig for mayor Phil in newishbridge talks snl Rodney from the book barn Dan dannington Weatherman cliff petterson jon benjamin matt walsh Barbershop sweat King of coatchecks Network Linus the blogger Tom battles the racist scratchy record Petey and spike Zippypants

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