So Called Friend's lyrics & chords

So Called Friend was hatched from a giant egg that emerged from the ground in Australia’s outback. He was found and raised by a kangaroo that had a part-time job rescuing idiot children from wells, and it was from her that he learned how to stand on his tail, eat copious amounts of dry biscuits and program noise on his computer, making beats people could rub against each other to in the techno clubs people seemed to be so fond of across the country. After hopping across the pond to Germany, he managed to fool some record labels into releasing...read more