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The Arkane Pretence's lyrics & chords
Where to begin? Lets see, "the arkane pretence" was forged from a variety of very unstable elements -mostly alkaloids, ions, heavy metals, quarks, neutrinos, photons, croutons, morons, and a hint of sodium chloride to enhance flavor- all mixed down together in a particle accelerator designed by slave Hobbits in Mordor, and assembled in Isengard by the sweet, loving, and kind Uruk-Hai. Taken under the wing of President Nixon, "the arkane pretence" grew to become the most honest and truthful of all beings on this side of the Milky Way, which diff...read more