The Bear That Wasn't's lyrics & chords

A bear settles down for his long winter nap, and while he sleeps, the progress of man continues. He wakes up to find himself in the middle of an industrial complex. He then gets confused by the foreman as a worker and is told to work. To this, he responds,"But I'm not a man, I'm a Bear". He's then taken to each of his successive bosses, who try to convince him that he's just a very hairy man who needs a shave... Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply....read more