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Victorian Whore Dogs's lyrics & chords
Founded 2010 Steve is a terrible experiment gone wrong. Half man, half fig roll, he stalks the streets of Victorian London devouring his own kind (human/figs) like some kind of cannibalistic bummer. Andy once saw a goat in a field once. He laughed. Then it kicked his ass. It totally had robot legs though, so fair dues. After this he vowed to never mock livestock again incase it possesses bionic augmentation. Adam is the youngest member of the band and therefore has to be spoon fed all his meals. His favourite food is Cow & Gate Parsnip an...read more