Weekend Stars's lyrics & chords

Weekend Anthony Stars was born on October 1st, 1975 in the snowy town of Anchorage, Alaska. Son of Morning and Noon, Weekend grew up in a small Eskimo population which encouraged bestiality and unprotected sex with multiple (domesticated animal) partners. Scarred for life, Weekend moved to the United States. The REAL United States. One day, at the age of 10, while out in the icy plains of Anchorage, Weekend met a magical turtle who promised to take him to a wonderful place called North Dakota. Hopping upon the magical turtle, Weekend fell asl...read more