Whackhead Simpson

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For the third years running, Darren Whackhead Simpson has ruined the lives of unsuspecting South Africans to bring you the belly load of laughs you can hear on these discs. When Darren first started phone-pranking people three years ago, he was armed with only a handset and a set of countrywide telephone directories. 1000 days on, he's upgraded his weapons. he's using mobile as well as fixed line technology. He's got sound effects and mini-disc. And most importantly, by selling naked pictures of his Daschund, he's managed to buy the all-importa...read more

Nommies calls bafana bafana captain Hotel guest dodgy video Your wife is hot dude Not so afrikaans call centre agent Big concerts hater Bus ride from hell Terminator soundboard Tove i need motivation Westlife hotel requirements Woolworths strawberry account The call that will melt your brain Sanral call centre the impossible bill Indian takeaway Text speak rotflmao Farmville addict Overprotective dad Adele you should be on idols Timeshare call gone wrong The telemarketing therapist Wheel spin payment scheme Chatline fifty shades of grey Indian love affair Chad le clos matric dance Chatline power tools The poor belaegured prius driver Golf estate window smasher South oke and his bo Chatline animal instinct Your piercing is infected Sa national blood service The lost parrot Towing vs petrol price Pieter de villiers calls john walland Paraplegic parking bays Asda in wales pizza dilemma Roxy louw the movie star Police interrogation from hell What is your surname End of the road Haunted real estate Bid or buy ceo You have got mail Kid chris calls the doctor Brian may of queen Sa air force top gun application Crazy old hairdresser lady Rich dad vs poor dad Holiday booking mess up bangkok not baghdad Boob operation Destroyed wedding dress First date hookup Same again chinese dvd I need to put you on hold sir Chocolate starfish Marius needs voicemail The great switcharoo Your voice mail has a glitch Neighbours cats The rigged south african elections Insurance voice analyser Whackhead the april fool Chinese takeaway derirary Chinese gibberish You built my wall skew Kurt darren ou luiperd The jealous girlfriend Opening by john edward Headache clinic Ex boyfriend the serenader Landlord goes mental My phone is broken Gun licence competency exam Casino lost and found Is my boyfriend cheating? Learners license oral exam Dad i really need this job The teenage pot dealer Grandpa louis Where is my dvd The cameroon flagburner Finance guru greg volkwyn Tv show vote line This is one seriously angry dude Brandon auret of isidingo Biggest loser Francois pienaar what a gentleman Dog shelter guilt trip Citizen classified Tholi b initiation prank live on air Helium balloon hire Dodgy fortune teller Pik botha minister of foreighn affairs Iburst or i bust Riaan cruywagen Bbc news tip Australian cricket team Nataniel i need some backup Reverse charge call Minki go grrr Da delivers Creen my carpret prease Will smith in the worst interview ever Fast food outlet drive thru Anc acronym caller Cluck like a chicken World cup ticket Ordering flowers The infamous bachelor party Asda pa announcement Polygraph test Zanzibar holiday for one Cricketer kevin pietersen Fruit and veg shop lady Tour de france emergency John walland upsets the ucb Colin moss of idols fame I need a boob job Workplacee moment of silence Metro police fine enquiry Your paneria watch is fake The strangest car parts you will ever hear The rigged rugby comp Ivan from serbian tv The camel toe podiatrist Hi my name is vuk Locked inside my car Leon schuster Mercedes slk loan car Jeremy gets pranked in london Waiting waiter Will smith Bafana bafana coach stuart baxter Madonna ticket winners The bee keeper Gamblers anonymous I won the lotto I need a hearing aid Broadcaster hearing test Indian arranged marriage Day care quotas Chris rock gets owned Toys r us daycare Comedian riaad moosa flies Cellphone contract problems James blunt the legendary interview What did you do to my steak? Telkom phonetics Magic mike micraculously makes money Angry pawn dealer World cup accommodation inquiry Will the real govender please stand up Lost in builders warehouse Sam goes to hospital Justin bieber cd telesales Pregnancy test results Mr pretorius surname has to change Greame smith The florist gets a weird call Dr i have a burping condition Bongani nxumalo Next bafana coach ted dumitru Getting married for the fourth time Spca flyers John walland vs john walland soundboard A lady and her vibrator The day they all got revenge Grandpa louis the tombstone setter French car service manager Invisible man Nate pranks meat world Andy grammer interview Idols runner up gift gwe Elton johns manager Jhb airports new phone line John wlland interviews herschelle Tv license has expired Extra math lessons Pik botha These puppies were not in the prenup Adult film director The possessed toy doll Westlife Ernie els Ferdinand rabie Van again sars call Charl pouw Huggies Engrish resson tutor Honest on hold company music Corrie sanders Simon gear Maths teaching post in china Shabir shaik Marriage of convenience Food complaint John wallend Magic mike i believe i can fly David kau Highveld complaints department Survivor host Van der merwe Newspapers Whackhead pranks robbie hunter Asda gives up to tesco Afrikaans accent institute British media Institute of afrikaans accent Neil mckenzie Directory Bad chicken Brain may

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