Where's Your Grandmother?!'s lyrics & chords

Life wasn't always bad for old Magnar, but then she got cursed with eternal life until she could race a ten year old child to the hungry midnight sun. Now she steals newborn babies and raise them as badly as a foster mother can. However, they still manage to beat her. And if that wasn't bad enough, every time she disposes of their outburned bodies in her smelly, rotten pond, they reanimate into violent abominations only vaguely resembling anything human. Magnar is always on the lookout for a perfect baby. The perfect contender. Perfect in a bad...read more