Zack Wenner's lyrics & chords

Zack Wenner is an up-and-coming acoustic/funk/ukelele/grindcore artist with one misson: to gun for the nuts of all the lovely ladies this side of the east coast. Armed with a delicious single, the pirate-tinged "Ahoy Maties", Wenner is poised to take the pirate music scene by storm. At his last show, over 4000 pirates were in attendance. Blackbeard himself was rumored to be "Throwin' down" in the pit with Long Jon Silver and Captain Hook. Alas, not all of his songs can be so obtusely pirate-ish. He can also play numerous Coheed and Cambria...read more