Asparagus Lyrics & Chords By Carl Reiner & Mel Brooks

Fuck your deadlines. Fuck your editors. Fuck friends. Fuck responsibility. Fuck living long. Fuck getting up in the morning. Fuck writing the big things. The wine bottle is...read more

Alone, why must i be alone i've spent so many hours with you how can i be alone Alone, why must i dream alone our dreams where made for us to share how can i dream alone ...read more

And I just want to wish everybody, good luck Mr. Bloom, hasn't anyone ever told you It's bad luck to say, "Good luck" on opening night If you do, I tell you It is certain...read more

Heil Myself Heil to Me I'm the Kraut whos out to change our history Heil Myself Raise your hand There's no greater Dictator in the Land Everything I do, I do for you ...read more

Can you hear the music? It's coming from the forest Where we used to live Can you hear the laughing? Coming from the clearing At the bottom of the hill (Ba, ba, ba, bah) ...read more