Asses And Advice Lyrics & Chords By Rachel Feinstein

My puss, the gates of heaven Your puss, closed seven eleven My puss, spouting genius rhymes Your puss, gets help from the march of dimes My puss, is hot and ready to please Your...read more

Do people ask you what you are Because you eyes and your hair are dark? Or you're not exactly white But I can't say "you're black" Your friends say you are polite and the...read more

Ja chigeum shijakhae jogeumsshik tteukeop ke U duryeowohajima Gwelchyeo nunape jeo taeyangi kileul bichwo U jeoldae meomchujima Maria Ave Maria Jeo hwin gureum kkeutddaji nara Maria...read more

Now, if you’re following me on twitter you know I had diarrhea today. Am I using that website properly? Sometimes I like to sit on the toilet reverse. “We’re listening.” Its...read more

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally...read more