Attached At The Hip Lyrics & Chords By Lil Dicky

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky]
I gotta problem with ma dick
Been hatin on him since I was a kid
Way before I ever put him in a bitch
Goin back y'all
Never wanna trash talk
So I made a track we could rap on
Keep us intact
And I know the fact is that you jewish
But I don't want no excuses for ya size
I know hella jewish guys who grew up between them thighs but no
You actin like you was four
You haven't changed since we young
It's sad you that immature
And I don't get it, I'm getting bitches, get you in kittens other dicks would die for
But I'm barely hittin it, when a minutes ya high score
And now it's real bad
Cuz you ain't movin on
You twenty something and still live above ya two balls
I been getting nine to five's, but I been keepin us wit bitches that was tryn to ride
But you a mafuckin fiend, and it's mean, we supposed to be a team
You a dick, but I wish I had a penis

[Hook: Lil Dicky]
And this about a dick
Who never took the time to grow
And cum the second that he get in that vagina hole
And I ain't lovin butting heads like this
But you gotta stop fucking up ma shit
And I ain't feelin bad
And ion't give a fuck aboutcha problems
But lay 'em the table, maybe we can solve em
Cuz you and I, we attached at the hip
So we better get this settled up and fixed, right now dick

[Verse 2: Lil Dicky]
Hold up Dicky you ain't really mean it
You got the nerve to tell me you the one mistreated
I don't believe it, it's nuffin but egregious
Cuz I'm the one that's been getting beaten
Obscenely in this mafucka right now
Das a fact, and ma homies from ma sack'll have ma back
You wackin me every mothafuckin day
You acting like it's okay
But imagine waking up feelin' afraid
I'm prayin you stop abusing, but you confused
If you blame me for the ejacs
This about your brain I came because I react
Hope that you concede that
Cuz it's on you, need to distract
What can I do, if you never relax
You see it's actually you that's in control all our faculties
The pre-ejaculatory crap is a sorely inaccurate
Acting like you was deploring me
Warranted insecurity
Scoring, ignoring the forming
Of your own immaturity (not true)
And now the prematurity's on ma head
But you know damn well it should be up on yours instead
But if you loved and accepted me then that wouldn't be a problem
Instead I'm in a dick numbing condom

[Hook 2: Lil Dicky]
And this about a kid
Who never took the time to grow
And cum the second that he get in that vagina hole
And I ain't lovin butting heads like this
But you gotta stop fucking up ma shit
And I ain't feelin bad
And ion't give a fuck aboutcha problems
But lay 'em the table, maybe we can solve em
Cuz you and I we attached at the hip
So we better get this settled up and fixed, right now kid

[Verse 3: Lil Dicky]
Dicky:
Wow, I think you need to get a grip dude

Dick:
I'd say the same, but I'm betting that you will soon

Dicky:
Real funny dick, I can't even stomach this
How you gonn act like I'm wacking ya shit for nuffin
He frontin up in this mothafucka, bluffin on the beat
Wouldn't beat him without a reason he sung it incomplete

Dick:
Tell me why then

Dicky:
Why you always tucked in ma jeans
It's cuz Im wit a woodpecker like I'm stuck in a tree

Dick:
Well I confess I'm erect on occasion
But up in the Bahamas --

Dicky:
Hold up we that was a vacation

Dick:
Is that what you call it, as I recall
You was mauling me day and night
Only sex you got was dry, aggressively rubbing fly
I was chaffed up. You the fuckin problem dicky wake up

Dicky:
Well what about the time you wasn't stayin up?
I was wit a top 5 dime of ma life

Dick:
Well you the guy that was drinkin all the goddamn wine
Fuck that, you a cold, crooked mafucka, where's your heart

Dicky:
And you a toad looking muthafucka, Mario Kart

Dick:
So this is it?

Dicky:
This is it, you a dick I need a penis

Dick:
No you a dick, I need a human being

[Hook 3: Lil Dicky]
So this shit about a kid (dick)
Who never took the time to grow
And cum the second that he get in that vagina hole
And I ain't lovin butting heads like this
But you gotta stop fuckin up ma shit
And I ain't feelin bad
And ion't give a fuck aboutcha problems
But lay 'em the table, maybe we can solve em
Cuz you and I we attached at the hip
So we better get this settled up and fixed, right now dick