Attacked By A Monkey Lyrics & Chords By Crank Yankers

Last Christmas I went up in niceville, for a little vacation, and ah, boy I love Shania Twain, boy I tell you what, she makes me hornier than a retard watchin' baywatch, but anyway I...read more

Who put the cock in the cocker spaniel? Who took a pee on the pekingese? Who left his toy in the toy poodle? I'd like to shake that bastard's hand if you please Who ate the...read more

I always get really irritated when you go out to eat, and stuff, you know. I took this girl out to eat a while back, we had a nice place. I rolled the window up and the tray fell off,...read more

poop, i love my poop lasagne. it's always been there for me, i love my poop lasagne. mixed in, it's all crap, crap crap crap for me, being that rap is crap, hey! there's my poop...read more

Some girl's banging on my door the other day at four o'clock in the morning. I was like, "What in the world?" You know? So I got up and let her out. Tell you what, I was madder than...read more