Auntie Bert Lyrics & Chords By Throw Rag

Well she's a dreamer
She's an oyster
She's hog wild auntie Bert
Inbred and looking for a good ol' boy
Now Auntie Bert loves k-mart, Harleys
Horseshoes and swap meets
Honky tonk fights
God bless false teeth
She water skis Lake Elsinore
Wears knee-high moccasins
Loves speedway, mud bogs, tractor pulls
More cowboys than her friends
Wears her hair like Billy Ray
Snorts crank and drinks Coors light
Line dances naked with the tube at night
Well she's a dreamer
She's an oyster
She's hog wild auntie Bert
Inbred and looking for a good ol' boy
Inbred and looking for a good ol' boy
Inbred
God bless false teeth