Bad Bad Daddy Lyrics & Chords By Atmosphere

You can find me over there at the bar
You ain't even gotta ask, I don't know where they are
I'm a bad, bad daddy
I'm a bad, bad daddy
And I'm nasty

And I still ain't callin it quits
But Sean, what the fuck's wrong with all of your kids
I'm a bad, bad daddy
I'm a bad, bad daddy

Sittin at the bar just minding my biz
I came down with all nine of my kids
And they all got an attitude
Mad 'cause I said we can't go to the zoo

It's not a lie, but daddy's too high
If I drive, I will probably catch a DUI
Here, play with this pitcher of beer
Sit in there chairs and don't disappear

Everybody on your best behavior
Tip the waitress, respect your neighbors
I'll be watchin', you know what not to do
Don't make me walk over here just to talk to you

I gave em all some money
So they could play pinball and put grub in they tummies
Now I'mma go get bombed
And you better not tell your mom

And like clockwork, soon as I stepped away
You know they got worse, they didn't hesitate
Of course they start with the horseplay
And then it escalates, then you get a court case

Little Sluggos, thugs and cutthroats
Big trouble, cigarettes, puff those
Smash bottles on the floor and
Writing graffiti, fighting with the doorman

Playin with switchblades and matches
Pick pocketin' the cash and the plastic
Gettin' high out back by the trashcans
Tryin' to get the waitress to give a lapdance

I can't control 'em
So I'mma pretend I don't know 'em
Now let me celebrate and get drunk
'Cause my wife missed her period again this month

You can find me over there at the bar
You ain't even gotta ask, I don't know where they are
I'm a bad, bad daddy
I'm a bad, bad daddy
And I'm nasty

And I still ain't callin' it quits
But Sean, what the fuck's wrong with all of your kids
I'm a bad, bad daddy
I'm a bad, bad daddy
Somebody slap me

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