Bagel For Me Lyrics & Chords By Tasteful Nudity

"Kenneth, Kenneth, Kenneth," "That's my name so spoken thrice," "There's a foulness wafting from your fowl enclosure device," "Surely crap you must be speaking," "That's...read more

Julie said to Johnny, Well now lately I've felt odd, I've got the taste for human flesh and begun to question God I'm sleepy in the daytime but I'm wide awake at night It's the...read more

Twinkle twinkle Ringo Starr George and John and Paul I could be more famouser Than redwoods are tall The Beatles came down in a spaceship And the whole world went ape shit ...read more

On Channel 27 at a quarter to three, I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see No cash, no check, no C.O.D., so I called them with my credit card, quick as could be Nobody...read more

I don't have to tell you how much it sucks to be shot in the face So I guess I'll save some time by not even writing this song at all ...read more