Bamf Lyrics & Chords By Comedy

I love to dance with Peg Leg Sue She got one, I got two I told her to save a dance for me My boogie woogie amputee We're gonna hop swing and jump I shake my hips, she shakes...read more

I've give up wanking this morning I never thought that I could I'm feelin better already and this time I'm off it for good When I first wanked I's thought I's so clever And all...read more

Cats purring at me Love when I stroke them Love to be free Cats lie in the sun I love to watch them Pussycat fun Who knows if they love you Are they thinking of you Rubbing up...read more

Louis: It seems today, that all you see is violence in movies, and sex on T. V. Peter: But where are those good old-fashioned values, on which we used to rely? Brian: It used to...read more

I took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus The woman in line behind me says "hey is that Santa Claus up there"? I said "no ma'm, it's a Kenny Rodgers stunt...read more