Barry The Elf Lyrics & Chords By Bucko & Champs

You ever go to a drive-in movie, start drinking, get drunk, pass out in your car, and the next morning you're part of flea market? Then you feel bad, you ain't got nothing to sell up...read more

I am Cow, hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on the barbecue Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's Made from liquid from my udders I am Cow, I am Cow,...read more

In our modern free-spoken society There is a word that we still hold taboo A word with a terrible history Of being used to abuse, oppress and subdue Just six seemingly harmless...read more

Every rock band has this guy Not many people really know why He's got a cell phone and a backstage pass He's got a big gut and a big fat ass He's the Big, Fat Road Manager...read more

Well, me and Kage are hungry We're hungry for some fruit We wander through the garden It would be a hoot To eat some low hangin' fruit We're on a free pursuit ...read more