Battenberg Love Rival Lyrics & Chords By Rhod Gilbert

I've got a pal, a regular out an' outer. She's a dear old gal, an' I'll tell you all about 'er; It's many years since fust we met, Her hair was then as...read more

Hand in hand we walk the city 'neath the darkened skies Stealing kisses in the shadows Away from prying eyes Hiding out from those we know Secrets whispered, voices low ...read more

Oh I’ll never forget how we met, Dear On that specialist site on the net, Dear Where you taught me the uses Of handcuffs and nooses We danced to the masochism tango! Oh you...read more

If your looking for trouble, Your in the right place, Don't look at me like that, or i'll headbutt your face i'm a mean motherfucker, i was born that way, and just...read more

You need a little patience When you’re trying to examine a child It’s a source of such frustration When you need him to keep still for a while They fiddle They gurgle They...read more