Beautiful Ladies In Emergency Situations Lyrics & Chords By Bill Bailey

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. David Hume could out-consume ...read more

Once, there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint And when he finally came back He had cane marks all over his bottom He said that it was from...read more

Number One, Number One (Number One, Number One!) You're my Number One (You're my Number One!) You're my second-to-none (You're my second-to-none!) Number One,...read more

(spoken, distorted) Give me Reincarnation Or give me death We're back from the dead Climbing from the coffin We don't come here often Or so it is said We're back...read more

This is the story of a young couple in Portland, Maine. While waiting for her husband Don to return home from work, she reaches for a can of anchovies. As she spreads the tiny fish...read more