Bed Skirts, Robot Vacuums, And Bad Financial Planning (two For Flinching) Lyrics & Chords By Christian Finnegan

I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. ...read more

Had to use a public restroom today... ugh. Isn't that the worst when you have to? Godamnit... you j walk in, right. Here's the first thing, I don't care. ...read more

Everybody get up Good morning to you The birds are chirping I don't f--- with you Eggs, bacon, grits You better use a condom if you taking that All these broke niggas that be on...read more

Folks, I believe in my heart that the Department of Homeland Security's color-coated heightened-state-of-awareness system might be the most useless thing ever shoved down the the...read more

What I really like about the movies, I like the previews for some reason. I like to get there, I don't wanna see just the movie when I get there, I like to see some previews first. I...read more