Behind The Scenes At Microsoft Lyrics & Chords By Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie

I am Cow, hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on the barbecue Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's Made from liquid from my udders I am Cow, I am Cow,...read more

Once a year we celebrate With stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make A trip around the sun And the whole gang gathers round With gifts and...read more

Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, they grow to die They die to be eat at the hamburger fry Cows...read more

Going downtown, gonna see my gal Gonna sing her a song I'm gonna show her my ding dong! ...read more

Well, there once was a feller named Willard McVane And he only had just one thought on his brain Every evening about midnight he'd sneak off alone And call the same lady on a...read more