Better Joke Lyrics & Chords By Steve Martin

There's just one place to go for all your spatula needs Spatula City Spatula City A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion Thousands to choose from in every shape,...read more

Come in, come in my father dear And spend this hour with me For I have a meal, and a very fine meal I fixed it up for thee, thee I fixed it up for thee No, I ain't...read more

Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming After working all year down at 'Big Roy's Heating And Plumbing' So one night when my family and I were gathered 'round the dinner...read more

Her train pulled into the station. She came over sat down. She said, "Dear, glad to see you." Then I heard that lonesome whistle sound. She wrapped her little arms around me. ...read more