Big Bang Salmon Lyrics & Chords By Eddie Izzard

I remember way back when i was just a boy, goin places with my mom and dad, It used to scare me to death, how momma used to act after six or seven beers she's had. we were...read more

If you've ever been on television more than 5 times discribing what the tornadoe sounded like... You might be a redneck. If you've ever cut your grass and found a car... ...read more

I gotta tell you this too, you know, I'm a short fucker, you know, like I said, I gotta, I work purely off personality.I aint got a problem with it.If I was tall I'd probably be...read more

Now, if you’re following me on twitter you know I had diarrhea today. Am I using that website properly? Sometimes I like to sit on the toilet reverse. “We’re listening.” Its...read more

I hate to say it, Santa, but you're acting like a DICK! You should give presents to everyone that's good, and not just to your personal clique. If you bring me a toy to open...read more