Big Shot Lyrics & Chords By The Rohan Theatre Band

Oh my blood is redder than your blood,
My sky is bluer than your sky,
My garden's neater,
My grass is greener,
And I never bother with the other side!
My dad is richer than your dad,
My mother bakes a better apple pie,
My teeth are whiter,
My arse is tighter,
And that's why I'm up here and that's why you're down there.

My smile is smugger than your smile,
My sighs are more world-weary than your sighs,
My rules are squarer,
My judgements are fairer,
Just so long as everybody stays in line!
My wit is sharper than your wit,
My car drinks more petrol to the mile,
My tears are sweeter,
My eyes are deeper,
And that's why I'm up here and that's why you're down there.

And if I seem to patronize it's just because I can,
You all look so pitifully small from way up here,
But hey now, don’t feel bad, it's not your fault that you're all fools,
That’s why I'm up here and that's why you're down there.

My rope is longer than your rope,
My noose is tighter than your noose,
My skin is whiter,
And blacker, and browner
Just depending on which side I choose to show!
My heart is darker than your heart,
My devil whispers louder in my ear,
My dick is thicker,
Longer and quicker!
And that why I'm up here and that's why you're down there.

And if I seem to patronize it's just because I can,
You all look so pitifully small from way up here,
But hey now, don’t feel bad, it's not your fault that you're all fools,
That’s why I'm up here and that's why you're down there.