Bill Elliot Story Lyrics & Chords By Todd Snider

Quit school when she was seventeen Senator on TV calls her welfare queen Used to be daddy's little girl Now she needs help in this mean ol' world Buys cassette tapes in the...read more

You know that goddamn kiss-ass Handelmann vice president of human resources or somethin' He stood up and made a speech about how we would all have to work even harder now I...read more

I got a fine house, I got a deep well I'm a woman who knows how to keep to herself When your need is strong and the hour is late Baby you got the key to my garden gate ...read more

I saw her in Roosevelt Springs Where time doesn't touch anything She never did say she could sing But I figured it so I needed some company then Not sisters or children or...read more

Which one's the birthday boy? She said, "I ain't got all night" What'd your momma name you? You can call me what you like Every skin in history Gotta make it hard...read more