Bizarre Novelties Lyrics & Chords By Snfu

I find it hard to talk
with a black ball in my mouth
Impossible to fart
with a carrot up my ass
My neighbours think I'm weird
I do agree
Whatever turns your crank
Are you into bizarre novelties?
I find it hard to walk
with my thumbs screwed into the floor
I travel to strange places
when left alone to explore
My neighbours think I'm sick
I do agree
Do not try this at home
unless you're into bizarre novelties