Blonde And Beautiful Lyrics & Chords By Michelle Pfeiffer

Velma
Those lips, those eyes...
Edna
...that food!
Well there ain't nothin' like a spread
To get ya in the mood

Velma
Oh Wilbur, can't you feel
The burnin' flame of hot desire?
You're gonna need more than some seltzer
To put out this fire!

Edna
I'm wailin'
"Look out, Ol' Baltimore!"
Velma
I'm sellin' something you can't purchase
At a 10 cent store

Edna
Oh Wilbur, I feel like a princess
Come on and take me to the ball!
Velma
I bet you're tired of heavy lifting
Get your hands on something small!

Edna
Because I'm big...
Velma
...blonde...
Both
...and beautiful!
It's time to face the facts
It's irrefutable

Velma
Why waste one more minute?
Edna
Now I feel brand-spankin' new
Both
Hey Wilbur, take a look, it's all for...

Velma
...you

Edna
You?!