Bob Schneider Lyrics & Chords By Bob Schneider

If I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean I said me upon my pony on my boat If...read more

Hey girl - Where do you spend your afterlife Hey girl - You gotta breathe in right now Your smile shines like the sun of a summer night Your soul is free like dance on a beach ...read more

Check, check it out, check, check it out Check, check it out, check, check it out Check, check it out, check, check it out Check it out I'm in line behind a barbizon And she...read more

Hey momma' I am such a selfish bastard I stare through dirty windowpanes at fumbled d.n.a. They stumble upright now we'll come down to man-made foliage Where all the crazies be,...read more

...Calls him every day, He took a kind of vacation, Was heading for something, Won't leave her alone, Twice in every way, They lead a life you could forget now, ...read more