Bobby Vs The Devil Lyrics & Chords By The Kids In The Hall

Two gameshow announcers meet on the street Hi Bob, how are you? Just fine Bill. But I see you have put on a little weight, ever since you got your brand new GAS B-B-QUE! ...read more

"The only reason I ever licked you, baby, was the salt." "Stop it." "Take your lumbar roll and get out! Futon woman." Our love is like standing on an ice floe outside your house,...read more

Well, I can paint and I can sew and I can sweep it clean. I can pop the popcorn. I can fill the pop machine. I can even be the diving queen. I can do it on my own. (Do it, do it....read more

I belong to the church of the well-endowed man My member's big as a grizzly bear's head My pants can't hide the bulge God gave to me I'm proud of the width and the length of my...read more

DJ: Uh, caller, go ahead. Caller: Uh, yeah, um, my girlfriend, uh, is a heroin pig. DJ: Yes, and... what's your point, sir? ...read more