Boner Song Lyrics & Chords By The Whitest Kids U' Know

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy...read more

We roll into the bar 'cause that's how we do Garfunkel, Oates and the rest of the crew Give a dollar to my homegirl and watch that bitch go, she Hits up the juke box and...read more

In an airplane, I was flying. Just a flight attendant guy. I can be clumsy, and I stumbled out the door, into the sky. Now I am falling through the air. Wind and regret flow...read more

I bought a gerbil from the petting zoo If Richard Gere can do it I can too I get undressed, start to lube I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube Wondering just how he'll...read more

Whenever life gets you down, keeps you wearing a frown, and the gravy train has left you behind... and when you're all out of hope, down at the end of your rope, ...read more