Boogers Lyrics & Chords By Scrottum

That rug you're standing on Took me two days to make That mug you're sipping took me 45 minutes to bake Do you think that blanket just crocheted itself Without my paws...read more

There was a shot in the alley way I heard it from down stairs I think I saw a man running I think he went down there I had a mite little Bourbon I lit a cigarette I called you...read more

I think I'm tryin' too hard, wish I didn't have to try so hard I wish it came to me like air, without a worry or a care I would have told you everything and like a bell my voice...read more

Well i'm breathing in smoke with the will to live and i left ya' at the party like i wanted to get i don't wanna look back on the things that i did like it was good it was right...read more

Sing me a parable Whose lesson is too terrible For pessimists like us to understand I told you one about the snake The one that made the big mistake Remember? This one's...read more