Brain In His Pants Lyrics & Chords By Miles From Nowhere

He has a six inch brain
and he keeps it in his pants
He wears a size nine starp
when he's waltzing at the dance
The only thing that takes
him from depression to delight
Is something else to satiate
his sexual appetite
He's got his brain in his pants
He's got a six inch brain
and he keeps it in his pants
If you're looking for affection
then you do not stand a chance
So cast away those old ideas
of love & romance
Your knight in shining armour's
more concerned about his lance
He can't stand to be on his own
He has to find a place
to bury his bone
Got an overdose of testosterone
This songs about a man
with an enormous ego,
complimented by an
uncontrollable libido.
So if he asks you for a coffee
at the diner ... he
really means
can I please stick my brain