Bulletproof Vest Lyrics & Chords By The Rosenbergs

I fell in love with a girl,
just last Saturday night.
She's on my pillow by Monday.
(???)
So I enter her little space.
She showed me all the crap on the walls.
We drank a lot of her liquor.
And we swam to (Niagra Falls?).

I said (beep beep beep???)
I need some sleep.
I lost my phone.
I shouldn't drive home alone.

Now please don't kick in the towel.
My little calendar cat.
You always think that it's raining.
Is that really where this is at?
So I hum about 17 bars.
I flunk right out of my class.
S-stumble into the morning.
Feeling dumb 'cause I thought it would last.
Feeling drunk 'cause I think of the past.

I said (beep beep beep???)
I need some sleep.
I lost my phone.
I shouldn't drive home alone.
She said "you're just in time."
'Cause I can't drive.
She thumps my chest.
I shouldn't need a bullet proof vest.
I shouldn't need a bullet proof vest.

I said (beep beep beep???)
I need some sleep.
I lost my phone.
I shouldn't have to go it alone.
She said "you're just in time."
'Cause I can't drive.
She thumps my chest.
I shouldn't need a bullet proof vest.
I shouldn't need a bullet proof vest.