Cable Access Follies Lyrics & Chords By Ariel Pink

Tell me, tell me (?)
Tell me (?)
Tell me what's good about TV
Tell me what's up with that noise?
I don't like no screen TV, that is why I own the cable TV
I don't like no screen TV, that is why I own the cable TV
Show me the way to the nearest cable access follies
Give me the remote control
Show me the way to the nearest cable access follies

Cable access follies, cable access follies
Cable access follies, cable access follies, cable access

Show me the way to the nearest cable access follies
Give me the remote control
Show me what's good about you?
Tell me what the fuck's up with that noise?
I don't like those screens, cable TV
I don't like those screens, cable TV
I don't like those screens, cable TV

Cable access follies, cable access follies
Cable access follies, cable access follies, cable access access

Channel Z, channel ZZ Top, channel ZZ Top, channel ZZ Top

Got to get cable, got VH1 now