Calypso To Colapso Lyrics & Chords By Vivian Stanshall

Dear Dr Newland – new line. Ree Mrs. Connor – comma. We saw your patient Mrs Connor who presented in a coma, And we think that what was wrong is a subdural haematoma – comma. ...read more

You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you always wastin' my time? Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me You hair's a mess and your make-up's crusty I don't...read more

I'll sing you one oh, Green grow my nadgers oh! Audience: What is your one oh? One's the grunge upon my splod, masking my cordwangle. I'll sing you two oh, Green grow my...read more

You may have to rescue me From limestone quarries frequently Those corporate stunt shows you attend You’ll never get asked back again Say! Hello spinal curvature Get used...read more

There's somethin' weird in the fridge today I don't know what it is Food I can't recognize My roommate won't throw a thing away I guess it's probably his ...read more