Can Cockatoos Count By Twos Lyrics & Chords By Hap Palmer

There's a scratch on my finger from the cat. I was only petting him, who'd have thought he'd do that? And it doesn't feel good, and there's a sliver of wood From the bench in the...read more

"This is the nursery rhyme polka, and there're lots of bands these days giving requests for a nursery rhyme polka, but we're the only band that i know who does one. This is a...read more

Oh, who are the people in your neighborhood? In your neighborhood? In your neighborhood? Say, who are the people in your neighborhood? The people that you meet each day (a...read more

C'est un gentil facteur sur son vélo moteur qui porte le courrier aux gens du quartier ...read more

My mom's at work, Dad's out of town. I can't go home, 'cause there's nobody 'round. I'm feelin' mighty bad from my head down to my shoes. I got the low-down no-fair after school...read more