Carnegie Hall Lyrics & Chords By Ray Romano

Now, if you’re following me on twitter you know I had diarrhea today. Am I using that website properly? Sometimes I like to sit on the toilet reverse. “We’re listening.” Its...read more

"Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab" Said the Chimpie to the Monk "Baba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab" Said the Monkey to the Chimp All night long they'd chatter away ...read more

nobody likes a redneck until their car breaks down then everybody likes a redneck well i like me a redneck santy clause redneck santy clause has his slay on lifts drinks old...read more

poop, i love my poop lasagne. it's always been there for me, i love my poop lasagne. mixed in, it's all crap, crap crap crap for me, being that rap is crap, hey! there's my poop...read more

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid. That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It...read more