Cat Vs. Dog Lyrics & Chords By Kero Kero Bonito

Dog v. Cat
You're canine trash
There's nothing I like more than a mutt getting whacked
with my baseball bat
How'd you like that?
That'll stop you barking, startling me in the morning
What's your problem, dog?
Cat throw you tongue in the vice 'til the blood comes
Hope your owner comes runnin' 'cause he's lonesome
Bark any louder, I'll go hit for fun.
Cat v. Dog
It's all kicking off
I wanna murder moggies all around the world
I'll bite you in the head, 'til you're dead
Brains everywhere, but I won't care
I'll be hanging with my bitches,
enjoying the riches
of a multisensory life
Man's best friend is a dog, not a feline
Homo sapiens got one thing right
Eternal hatred