Cdr Lyrics & Chords By Kelly

Last week I left a note on Laura’s desk It said “I love you,” signed “Anonymous Friend” Turns out she’s smarter than I thought she was She knows I wrote it, now the...read more

I'ma blast your brains Talking full-on sex I got a porcupine called "Zazoom" He leaves his scent on people's graves (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?) I had a...read more

Hello? Hey, it's your ex! It's one in the morning, what the hell do you want? Baby i'm horny. So what are you saying? You wanna get together? I want you to come over All...read more

My life is so successful I got everything a man could ever need Got a thousand dollar haircut And I even have talkshow on TV And I know I should be happy But instead ...read more

Damn, I fucked my aunt I can't believe I fucked my aunt I fucked my aunt y'all I was thirteen, skinny little freckle-faced kid Growin' up in the country felt like...read more