Chapsticks Lyrics & Chords By Lou & Peter Berryman

Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share He fumbled 'round until he could no longer...read more

See him walkin' down the street On his floppy little feet Shopping penguin (shopping penguin) First, he eats a giant fish Then, he drinks out of a bucket Shopping penguin...read more

We are the opening band We are here to do five or six or seven songs “Don’t go too long, and get the hell off the stage” We are the opening band We’re probably not the...read more

I am a banana I am a banana Banana-lamma-whamma-lamma I am a banana I'm yellow and thin I've got a thick skin I hang in a bunch-a I'm gonna be your lunch Wa wa...read more

Mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth canal of the coliseum Rim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum O' say can you see 'em Stuffed cabbage is the darling of...read more