Chris Hardwick Lyrics & Chords By Doug Benson

I'm the guitar guy at the party, I'm the guitar guy and I think i'll drink a Coke and Bacardi, It might seem like i'm just havin' fun, But i'm actually not, I'm trying to sleep...read more

Hello, I'm Demetri's grandma and I welcome you all and I hope you like this CD we made. It's good? What should I tell them? Ya ya ya ya x2 Hey you, hi, hello One time I did a...read more

I leave you with an article from the paper that I belive it will lighten the low that I dummped on you this evening i think, when your thinking about all these problem I cant...read more

There are two groups of people whose lives are much fuller, when they anticipate, these are gamblers and golfers. Thats when life's the best for them. Uh, I am a golfer, and...read more

Now I've probably got the feminists all pissed off at me because I'm joking about rape. Feminists want to control your language. Feminists want to tell you how to talk. And their...read more