Christmas Eve With The Shuttleworths Lyrics & Chords By John Shuttleworth

Can't go back To London, Can't go back To Swindon, Can't go back To Waterloo. Can't go back To Debra, Can't go back To Sheila, Can't go back To girls...read more

I belong to the church of the well-endowed man My member's big as a grizzly bear's head My pants can't hide the bulge God gave to me I'm proud of the width and the length of my...read more

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more Ever since she saw his poster in that record store She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy She thinks he's so...read more

Once a year we celebrate With stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make A trip around the sun And the whole gang gathers round With gifts and...read more

Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a bad mother fucker He was seventeen feet tall, he had a hundred and fifty wives He didn't do that much except he saved the game of baseball He put...read more