Christmas Health And Safety Considerations Lyrics & Chords By The Lancashire Hotpots

I met you at the Jubilee perfumery, There was a rumour you and me were indulging in some rudery, It was true you see, Although it prudently eluded me, I'm a student of the...read more

yar-ha-har swab my deck yar-ha-har show me how you're moppin it wash your deck show it good wax that ass my legs of wood yar-ha-har show me how you clean show me...read more

If necessity is the mother of invention Then I'd like to kill the guy who invented this The numbers come together in some kind of a third dimension A regular algebraic bliss. ...read more

A doyen of Topiary once told me, That one day he would like to grow a maze, It seemed to be quite logical That this should be his wish. And with that We both went our...read more

Steel String Guitar Chimes Synthetic Percussion Baby Girl, I wanna show you how much I really love you How much I really love you Baby Girl, That's what I call you to show...read more