Classic Schmosby The Remix Lyrics & Chords By How I Met Your Mother

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait… The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, ...read more

Each bell would peal with a silvery zeal As the holiday feeling was filling us. But now instead, all we're feeling is dread Because christmastime is killing us! Each christmas...read more

On Monday I had drinks with Barney Rubble We hit a couple divy little bars We noticed there was quite a lovely lady Sitting at the table next to ours Now Barney, who was pretty...read more

This time around I'm stayin' at home, And things are gonna get better! Settlin' in, Lovin' my wife, But then I got that letter! My Black Son, My Black Son! Now...read more

Making your way in the world today Takes everything you've got Taking a break from all your worries Sure would help a lot Wouldn't you like to get away? All those nights...read more