Clobbered By Decorative Gourds Lyrics & Chords By Dick Delicious And The Tasty Testicles

I met her at a donkey show. She was minutes past thirteen. Sucking on a cherry yoo-hoo. Reading "Nugget" magazine. Cum splattered tube-top. Scrawny pre-pube tits. That's when I...read more

Sitting on the porch of life, They feel no problems or encounter any strife They're the people who all look the same, Stagnant lives that never change They're the members of the...read more

Right around the corner, up the street from Harry May There's a little house of horror where all the herberts stay Polish on their sneakers, dax slime in their hair, Always...read more

chaingang in the georgia sun just trudging down the road warden with his shotgun and a double buckshot load one of the inmates was a skin with a clean shaven head he raised his fist...read more

This ones for the kids who are still in school, And you wanna be tough so you break the rules Life is boring, your family's a mess, Get out of the house you think its best Get...read more