Cold Pizza Lyrics & Chords By Douglas Adams

He's a giver, he'll give her The kind of attention that she's never known He's a helper, he'll help her To open the doors that she can't on her own He's...read more

It's a putrid nightmare It's a putrid nightmare It's a yellow dandelion It's a yellow dandelion It's a caramel candy apple It's a caramel candy apple It's a ticket to...read more

Alimony alimony I work till my fingers are bloody and boney Me oh my oh goodness sake I'm paying for my mistake She calls it alimony alimony yeah you single men may think...read more

And this story is called "The Little Sandwich That Got a Guilt Complex Because He Was the Sole Survivor of a Horrible Bus Crash." Once there was a little sandwich sitting on the seat...read more

Gary and Melissa loved to make love Loved to make love Loved to make love Over and over and over again For the first few weeks of their relationship, They made love four or...read more